16 January 2010

Video: Women Farting


Pozo+10 said...

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kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

I live alone, dear;
I blasphemously phart,
Even at choich today.
I actually pharted a gobbalotta
silent, squeeeeky pharts.
Donta youse tella nobody...
or else meNd'boys gotta wanna
feed youse to d'fishes, kapiche?
Only joshin witchoo, bro...

Yet, seeeriously,
I aint joking when I speek of Hellfire:
1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, baby...

I'd looove to meet you
in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you must get prepared:

Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
classes are free, starting September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?

Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?

Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner... as am I.
Im not better than you...
yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.

Make Your Choice -SAW